There is a lack of blog...

I have been checking the blog for a couple days now, with nary a new comment or two to be read. My life is hollow, and void of meaning without the blog to read. I feel like a Mariah Carey fan when she went crazy. Nothing to sustain my empty existence. No light at the end of my tiny tunnel I call life. I have spent the last coule days guzzling grape soda, devouring bag after bag of Bugles in the dark of my closet––wishing I could just end it all.
Maybe I should post. You know what... I will. I WILL! Life must go on, however bleak it may be. I will carry the flaming blog in my shaking and fatiqued hands, and PROUDLY DISPLAY IT TO THE WORLD!