I Mowed My Lawn
I now own a Mower of Lawn. I have a yard. I just mowed it. I adjust sprinkler heads. I sweep my own driveway. I trim the grass along the fence. I am a homeowner. Woo-Hoo! Homeownership is...well....a wonderful thing!
posted by Anonymous at 7/01/2006 11:15:00 PM
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You poor bastard. I told you, I'd eat the grass faster than you'd mow it and you'd save money too.. Oh yeah I remember now I recommended a rabbit instead. C'mon rabbits cost like $5. Pfft...lawn mower.
Wow! I can't wait to be working an entire week and have one full day free at the end to do whatever I want, and then to spend that day sweating in the hot sun on something that will be never done, and I'll have to do again the next week! HEAVEN!
For 4 years you complained about school. Now we have to listen to you complain about real life forever? J/K
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