By the way...

I love these short posts...they are snippets of what I think. They are more accessible to the reader and they rack up the total number of posts that I have done. Thus putting my dear friend Dorko on his scrawny hiney-end. ha-HA! Another insult to add...insult...uhhh...I mean...another insult to add injury...well...the injury resulting from the insult...

I can get what I need to off my chest. Off my bosom. Off my sternum. Off the meeting place of my man boobs. Off the place above which my heart beats. Off of the place on a woman that contains the special mountains. Off the place where much hair has grown since my high school daze. Off the place where boy bands put their hands when they sing their stupid love songs. Off the place where a tick could bite me. Off the place where most people would like to lay their head when they watch a movie. Off the place where jer shot me with his paintball gun on Saturday. Off the place where now I get old man sweat. I'll stop now...