I am a lemur, set and ready to spring

I feel as though I have been pushed into a corner by recent posts written by a big-headed beast of a man that shall not be named. His intimidation tactics and his blatant display of unwarranted pride reminded me of a story from my life recently:

A few days ago, a gentleman came into the place where I work. He was a nice enough guy, and I was helping him check out with some carabiners. The topic of conversation between us quickly turned to blogging. The man began bragging about how many posts he had on his blog. He then continued to spew forth filth from his ill-tongued mouth about how his posts were so much more enlightened than everyone elses. It was like he was acting techno-macho or sumpin... stop me when you know where this is going.

This means war Scotty. I WILL post EVERYTHING!!! (I don't even want to hear what I think that much).