Ha ha. That is a beehive!!! I love that. So much so that I played my "Mighty Stenographer's Fingers" card to cure my carpal tunnel so I could type this entry.
Scott that video slays me! Now where were we? You are in the dungeon of the buxom elf goddess Valshirma. You see a large metal cell door in front of you. The hinges appear to be rusted and slightly corroded. You hear screams from deep withing the castle. The dank smell of the rotten carcass in the cell next to yours wafts through your brazen nostrils. What do you do? Let me add you are unarmed and unable to cast magic.
You find yourself with a decision to make. Do you flee the dungeon and find another group in towne or do you venture into the maidens chambers and take her for your own sensual devises? That means you are going to get lucky tonight. He he he, I have to go to the bathroom.
Well if you want to please her the right way I'm going to need a roll my fine dwaven master. Twenty sided dice should do it. And maybe she will roll your twenty sided dice all night! Ha ha ha
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Ha ha. That is a beehive!!! I love that. So much so that I played my "Mighty Stenographer's Fingers" card to cure my carpal tunnel so I could type this entry.
Scott that video slays me! Now where were we? You are in the dungeon of the buxom elf goddess Valshirma. You see a large metal cell door in front of you. The hinges appear to be rusted and slightly corroded. You hear screams from deep withing the castle. The dank smell of the rotten carcass in the cell next to yours wafts through your brazen nostrils. What do you do? Let me add you are unarmed and unable to cast magic.
You find yourself with a decision to make. Do you flee the dungeon and find another group in towne or do you venture into the maidens chambers and take her for your own sensual devises? That means you are going to get lucky tonight. He he he, I have to go to the bathroom.
Well if you want to please her the right way I'm going to need a roll my fine dwaven master. Twenty sided dice should do it. And maybe she will roll your twenty sided dice all night! Ha ha ha
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