Tuesday, April 04, 2006

Tone Locs Things That Must Go

My simple minded things that must go....

1) Most of the men I work with who think I dont notice when they say hi to my boobs.


2) The CEO of my company who asked me yesterday, when I told them the freeway was closed, if it was cause everyone stopped to check me out.....??? (He is 50)

3) People with bad hygiene who think its cool to "not care" do they realize they have to cohabitate? There is nothing less attractive.

4) Cocky people. I dont care how cool you are, if you think you are, you're not.

5) Questar Gas (if you have a house, you know why)

6) House hunting.

7) This lazy engineer I work with who makes me do everything... for example, made me punch holes in his piece of paper today.

8) Girls who are dumb but get jobs cause they are cute.

9) Me when I am trying to be funny. Lets face it I am just not.

10) When you start telling someone a story and realize as they are talking that you havent even gotten to the point of your story before they interupted you with thiers. I think that happens to me more times than not.

11) Making up excuses for overall laziness. Yeah we can all find EXCUSES for everything we would've, could've, should've done. Admit your mistakes and learn from them, don't keep making excuses.





2 Comments:

Blogger El Dorko said...

I didn't really realize there was so much office stupidity. Maybe I shouldn't be looking forward to a new job...

9:06 PM  
Blogger Pirate of the High Interweb Seas said...

I'm sorry. It's just so hard to concentrate when the word boobs is in your first thing that must go. Ha ha ha, I liked the post. You are some full of stuff you don't like, honey child.

11:38 PM  

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