My pants are falling down, my things that must go keep spinning around.

So I guess that I will follow suit with the things that must go, mine are more strong opposition statements but hey that's just me.
*1* Now don't get me wrong when I say this. I know some people that are homosexual, and hey that's their thing and that is alright. What I can't stand is the Gay Rights Parade. Now I know that it sounds like a judgment, but it's not because they are gay. I just don't like it because why do they have to force it down my throat? I don't regularly hold a Heterosexual Rights Parade. My sexual orientation is my own business, I don't whip it out for everyone to see. I just think that if you are gay that is ok, but I don't want to hear about it while you are riding a bondage float down main street.
*2* Ok so the next thing is, in a class I have on the Main Street Campus of school. (Which is a highrise campus for anyone wondering.) There is an elevator in the building, I have class on the 4th floor. Everyday I ride down the elevator with usually the same people when the class concludes. Everyday there is this one girl that insists on pushing all of the buttons before we exit. What in the hell is that? What are we apparently in grade school? We are in a college setting, some great up and coming minds, and then there is little Miss Pushbutton. Grow the F up.
*3* I think Kris Roe started this revolution and I would like to add onto it. Anyone that says 'Good times', shut up! Now adding onto it, I would like to add the phrases:
'Have a good one' A good what? What is so good that I only want one?
'Take 'er easy' What am I taking easy? Was I doing something hard?
and last but not least, anyone who uses the word 'Bro' in one consecutive sentence. Maybe some bleach got into your vernacular?
*4* Just plainly and simply the group Enya! Wow I think that is by far the worst form of punishment. Play me an hour of that in Guantanamo Bay and I'll tell you everything. I think if Superman heard that it would have far more devastating effects on him. Kryptonite that is for babies, try out some Enya tough guy.

1 Comments:
I was going to let Scott jump on that one first. Now that he has thrown open the floodgates to a storm of criticism, I can hunker down behind his massive form and admit... I like some Enya as well.
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